I need exact details of how u pulled this off please!! Goes into details including : Milk thistle extract is a safe focal point of any cleansing program. I was not told what day they will be taking me but im going to assume its gona be someday this week. Again I just want to point out though, that because it works one time doesnt mean it will work the next. Not to mention i have been drinkin a bunch of water to make me pee more and flush my system. Im chunky, Im 52 and I weigh about 150 pounds. I love my job. I will update here over the next 2 weeks with as many details as I can. Opening baseball card packs was more about the thrill of the set and players on their own merit. I dont care who says what about certo I am here to tell u it really does work I smoke everyday including yesterday and I took one pack last night and one pack at one pm today with juice my po urine test was today at five I pasted with no problems. 1. Situation: I had my first UA for pre-employment today around 4p. I could not figure out how to post my own comment. Besides, few other things stay for as long in urine as weed does, so other stuff should be easier to pass for anyway. Every day! To conclude, what makes fruit pectin effective before a drug test is that it temporarily forces THC to leave your body through your poop instead of your urine. You'll receive a phone call or SMS with the verification code, please enter the code below. I just found out I passed..this method does work!! So I am in outpatient rehab I dont have a PO or anything but I am being drug tested every Monday and I need advice. Would cetro help so prevent detection? Hi, However this time I will try the 2 cups hot water and 1 cup cold. It uses common stuff which means if you dont already have it, you can get all you need (more on this later) in your local food store or on Amazon for cheap. This morning at exactly 5:50 am I put both of the packets of sure jell because I really wanted to pass. You test is done already by now, hope it went well. Ive heard several stories where people have passed 3 or 4 tests with certo, but also failed one or two. When you use the home drug test, you should consider doing the certo method in advance just as you would before your test to get a more accurate result. Better to either put some effort into proper detox, or use synthetic urine, imho. Although theyre not very different from any regular pre-employment test, I cant help specifically with these due to legal reasons. Remember me from Washington blvd.? People use it as a part-time same day detox since it can temporarily re-direct more THC to take the back door so to speak, meaning less turns up in your urine and blood. a little background, ive been on ARD (a lower form of probation) for around 11 months now. I already drink almost two gallons of water daily just on my own (used to have high blood pressure and migraines, hence diet change and all) so I never worry about my body being flushed. You're all set! First off Im 59 160 was a heavy smoker.. Like a dub a day of mid grade and/or good kush when available. This premium pectin contains 25 calories per serving, and is fat-free. Important for readers to take note that this was a saliva test, so the Certo may had little to do with the test results per say. As for your 1 drop of bleach into the urine almost blowing up. BLEACH definetly works for the same reason labs will test for it. How you been. I think? So I said why not try it on top of the goldenseal My test is on the 16th, I ordered a 10 pck of marijuana drug test from Amazon that will be here tomorrow(the 13th).I will keep you updated on everything just for sh*ts and giggles. Plus no fees if you pay on time, No impact to your credit score I mixed a packet in, shook it up, and drank the entire bottle.i followed with 64oz of water for the next 2hrs. Hey, I dont give advice for probational tests in specific due to regulations. At 3:13, my test line appeared a little darker, and held the same at 4:01pm. I just went a pre-employment drug test today.I smoked the day before I tried this method after hearing about it from a friend.waiting to c if I passed.wont know for a day or twowill let u know how it goes. And I am not sure if the vitamins are going to make it too dark amd give myself away. Im very active with just below 20% body fat Id say. You seem to gotten the hang of it, experimenting and using home tests is a great way to figure out what works. Purchase eligible products and enter your phone number at the register. You can pick from preset amounts of $15, $20, $25, $50, $75 and $100, or enter in the dollar amount you want, even as low as $5 if you go with the print-at-home option. The liquid pectin is also sugar free per serving, so you can create tasty recipes for the whole family. Dollar General said Thursday it will open 1,000 Popshelf stores over the next four years. I once used a friends pee for a lab Corp test (ended up getting the job). From now on Ill simply tell them to check out my website. Hey the certo comes in a box with two pouches. See this week's deals from Dollar General on bacon with promotions that last from -. Well send a code to the phone number with your account. Yes, Dollar General sells wine in Texas. I havent smoked since then. How long is the certo method active if thats the correct wording? Dollar General stores will offer testing from noon-8 p.m. at participating locations. How exactly do you do itgot to see my po in a week and i been smoking alot. Imo its always best practice to use home test kits to see whether youre clean or not. Negative dilute is a pass for me. This morning I took a home test and came up positive on first urine of the day. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Lets hope you test negative on that one in the first palce then, updates appreciated. Unless youre a fish or bird. I do not smoke like that only ( moderate ) I have been taking Waterpills and excersising lately. I certainly dont want my pee to be dark. No, you wont find stamps online either. I was not required to do monthly test but I got a call from my PO on Thursday that I needed to have a screen done Monday. This time I was going to use a detox juice for insurance since I smoked yesterday, but my question is, would it be safer to drink the juice than the certro or the certro and then the juice? I was actually quite surprised at how well it worked. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Save time. Either way, I would much, much rather go with synthetic urine in a case like this though, granted it isnt supervised. These guys were doing a drug test like every 6 months. 1. I have a test at 9am tomorrow morning can I take the mixture tonight and drink plenty of water tonight and in the morning before my test or should I do it at 6am? But yeah trying again tomorrow since those test were for low paying jobs, need something that pays the bills. Hey Aaron, I avoid giving advice specifically about probational tests due to legal reasons so cant be of much help here. I passed for the meth & pot, but failed for the coke. I decided to stop wasting the tests so I took a qcarbo32 I had sitting here along with 4 pills provided (took 1 of the 5 pills a while ago). Okay so my boyfriend will have a drug test today , but I dont know when it will be. Anyhow I pee tomorrow, and Im going to use this, you think Ill be okay? this was twice a month by the way. However I tested on a home test kit today and it looks like I failed (there is a VERY faint line where the negative part is, but I think is more wishful thinking vs an actual line). Drink 32 oz of fluid with two or three spoons of metamucil or a pack of Certo. Many THC detox products that you take over a week or longer have some laxative effects to help expel THC. Again, not a heavy hitter. Ok, I appreciate the instructions, they are right on, me and my friend first started doing this in 2004 when we were 18 and on tasc (i was actually on juvenile tasc since i wasnt 18 yet but he was). 8am, 10oz cranberry juice Might not matter, just saying. Yes and no. Certo seems to work more consistently than just drinking a gallon of water, even if you take vitamins for color. bangers with a license to do so. When it comes to using someone elses pee no they wont detect it isnt yours. The Mega Clean would be enough and good as a safety net in the case youre very close to the limit, to mask some of it temporarily. This is a PO test by the way. Just wanted to give some people hope that this method will work, but it seems for THC ONLY. does not match the zip code in your profile. If its a good detox drink you cna likely combine it. 275275 37 comments 37 shares Share 1120, pissed 2 more times and piss still clear. Yep, which is another reason why Im no big fan of the Certo method personally and wouldnt use it for a real test myself. you can fail from THE LACK OF COLOR OF YOUR URINE ALONE. 4:00pm-4:20pm- took a bath to calm down and didnt vomit. Go ahead, live life CLEAN and see what happens. I woke up at 7am and chugged one pack of certo with Gatorade. Hey Jess. it sell products for usally a dollar. up your metabolism and decrease your chances. Youll have to wait and see, since its by no means guaranteed youll pass with it, but its not guaranteed youll fail either. After I get my thc tests today, I might use one just to, then will use one tomorrow morning (first sample in the am) and well see. Thanks for all youve done and I am eager to hear your thoughts. But in your case it probably wasnt, and thus worked well. Not to mention the most acceptable prepaid phones in the market are here. The first time I tried this method was in 96 for employment. Is that true? It was the non B2 method I did my first go around. Add any rebate that you want to use to your wallet. You want to piss a few times before the test to clear our any pre-certo piss if that makes sense, so nah thats fine. Lol. http://www.lifeextension.com/magazine/2013/6/The-Forgotten-Longevity-Benefits-of-Taurine/Page-01 Keep in mind that most answers can already be found in the post or among previous comments, so do your due diligence! (Which means my piss was brewing for 45 min between Perhaps a smaller dose of certo would suffice, and thus slightly less risk of over-diluting. so its more than likely Ill fail my test :( ? Other than that all I see is you criticizing everybodys posts, talking about this dont work, that dont work. 6 hour time limit comes into play because your body remetabolizes fiber and reabsorbs toxins from your colon. Dont know to much about that, but most likely it will help at the very least. Been clean for about nine days now. This was just to see when my pee comes up diluted, basically when the test shows invalid. But if one is set on it so be it. I had considered trying to bring clean urine with me but didnt. Unfortunately, you don't Im 56 and about 130 lbs and live a moderately active lifestyle but havent worked out in months. Very very nervous this was a surprise test so this wasnt me just being stupid. and took a regular ole Vitamin B complex pill. Now you know they are not under the counter. If I end up pissing the perfect piss I need at home, Ill prob just end up taking that pee in an old synthetic pee bottle with temp strip to the dr (its unsupervised) and just warm it up and wrap it up in hand warmers and use what I know worked. The other obvious way is of course to actually detox properly and abstain, although this can take some time and I for some reason felt like that wasnt mainly what you were looking for. I mean, obviously. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Background: Im 510 240lbs. It was less than 5 days from last time I smoked, albeit, I think it was only 1 hit the last time. Heres the recipe I did. On this page I aim to shed some light on this method, including things such as what the Certo drug test method is, how it works and effectiveness, what you need for it and instructions on how to do it. I mixed 1 packet with a gallon of water the night before And then the morning of drinking as much of another gallon mixed with another packet as I could before the test I succeeded However now I come to that moment in time where I have to try it again I stopped smoking on the 31st of October And have a test Tomorrow possibly So Im trying in the certo method one more time i smoked about a few hits of alaska weed resin every day for 4 days in a row before I stopped So I guess itll be about 11 or 12 days clean im male 140 pounds in my 30s Hopefully I dont have to take a test but if I do and I pass I will come back to the site to let you know how it turned out Otherwise I might be gone for a while. I was stressed, I needed the job. Usually I stop peeing clear within an hour. If you need a particular health product that is available at Dollar General, you can find it. I am skinny and tall, very little body fat (13%), and 135 lbs. I ve been smoking for years everyday, passed as ll my drug tests (for probation,pre-employment,etc. We need to verify your identity. As we know, Dollar General doesn't sell any other brand of eggs. Stopped cold turkey for the most part may 15, w the exception of an occasional joint maybe 2-3 times between May 15 and July 8. Fel asleep . This item is not . YES!! Hopefully one day people wont have to stress about a natural plant thats not dangerous like alcohol or these medication pills doctors prescribe (but are basically legal heroin). In 2018, Dollar Tree made $22 billion in revenue and Dollar General's stock was worth over $35 billion as of this summer. Been having some medical issues so I stopped smoking in mid to late January.. Had an interview Feb. 16.. Drank plenty of water and tea, popped some niacin (I know that doesnt really do anything). This detox methodhas actually been around for ages, but as with any method itonly started getting a lot of traction once there was enough different people who have claimed success with it (here its mentioned in the forums at Marijuana.com from 2004). By the way, my pee was neon yellow with just the qcarbo32. My two questions: Do you think I can expect to pass? I noticed that after an hour after my last regiment, my pee was yellow and I had not supplement B vitamins, but assumed it was the Qtabs. If you have more time at your disposal to detoxuntil your test, the instructions and products on this page is the far safer way to go. So would certo help with that also just like it does for marijuana? I see it like this: If you pass it, you have good odds to pass your real test but should continue to detox and take the normal precautions. I took a couple hits last saturday and a few on sunday but I havent smoked in months prior. Im going to do the certo tomrw morning at 5 because my lab test is at 8. This has been MY experience Everyones wont be the same, most likely. during your next checkout. Havent smoked in 2 weeks. Another tip the pink box for some reason is totally unreliable.. this rebate. However, they certainly offer FedEx services if you need to send something via post. This isn't totally new for Dollar Tree, though; they've tested "Dollar Tree Plus". The way it enters your urine is through your blood, so for this method to be effective it needs to help lower THC in your blood. Pee was just the tiniest amount yellow, but didnt raise any suspicions. You're all set! mo there are better ways to detox but still a helpful method in theory. Use DG Buy Now Pay Later powered by Sezzle I am female, 56 and 130 lb. Add any rebate that you want to use to your wallet. AJ's Fine Foods. I am thinking about using the method for my drug test tomorrow. The plot and garden is grand and has a jetty and parking for more than 5 cars on site. Sezzle. I think it works as well with just the one even if you weigh more than average, the main factor affecting results being how much THC you currently got in your system. But I will not be risking anything in the future. 9:35 had 2 good red little lines Im cash strapped so I did it the Po-boy way. Depends a lot on how much youve been smoking before the test as well, as in a puff a day or less often than that, or perhaps several joints daily. They have to see that Ive been taking my prescriptions. Being the optimistic pothead I am and reading about heavier set people passing, I decided to try this certo cleanse. Thank you again :). Dollar General did not disclose the terms of the transaction. I am on probation and used this method after smoking one morning when I got called in for a random test. Test time came and now with the interwebs, I did the exact same method as stated abovepassed everything with a nice policy to show. Dollar General Corporation. So many individual factors that affect the detox process that its hard to say, but Id say that the vast majority of people would be clean to pass in your scenario. Time to look for another job.. good luck. I did nothing from 6 to 7 to let that settle.Actually I had a cup of coffee. Hey Justachick, no its not only water, its liquid in general. Line was extremely faint on 2nd one pretty much a fail, and definitely failed the last one. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I know many that havent always been as lucky as you with it though so I advice caution as always and stick to other methods myself! Am I in the clear here??? I have passed a lot of tests with this method. 10am, start 16oz lime gator + 2 pack certo I have increased my water (sadly not to the 72 oz recommendation) and fiber intake. Moderate smoker (1 or 2 rips from a bubbler or pipe per day or every other day). Court was scheduled for 10am this morning. I have a po test in 5 days I stopped smoking the 16th I was a everyday smoker and my test is January 5th and I smoked resin not to long ago and then before tht maybe a week before I smoked a small bowl I have been taking creatine pills and niacin also Ive been drinking alot of water will I be straight with doing all of tht and then doing the certo detox?? I wouldnt trust just the one method now that my research is more complete and plan on combining with a same day detox as well as doubling up on the SureJell method again. I was worried it might be too diluted, but I figured/hoped that I would be retested like a week later or so, thus having a much better chance of passing. Remember that you will be provided with a refund if you have fulfilled the terms and conditions for the refund as mentioned above. but you can still continue with the rebate process. Does Dollar General Sell Stamps At Stores? Have fun for less with Toys and Games from Dollar General. We were unable to update your zip code in your profile, DO NOT exercise. Just to be safe, I purchased two packs of the SureJell, not knowing each box contained two separate packs within themselves but having extra never hurts! you passed. Its now Monday, I have a very high metabolism, I weigh about 140. I feel better since Ive tested it the day before. punishment. Please provide your date of birth Awesome:). First, this is what you need: Now once youve got what you need, heres how to use it before your drug test: Ill repeat though, that this is not the way Id go about beating my urine drug test personally. Hey Nic, hope your test went well. Does Safeway Sell Stamps? Many water soluble drugs are out of the system in just a few days no matter how much you use, while THC can remain for months in heavy smokers, so not that relevant for most readers, but certainly to some, On the Gatorade part does it have to be lemon lime or can it be any flavor. Several people I know use this method and have nothing but good things to say about it. Hi Sophie, I recently smoked on the 9th and 11th of this month. to push it further around the 8 month mark of my ARD i was bumped to drug screening every 2 months instead of 1. everything stayed the same except i smoked even more and came up with the same results (smoking increased to around 35- 40 days). If youre not passing your home tests soon before a real test, I always prefer synthetic urine myself, although a friends pee would serve the same purpose here. You never know, but it certainly does help. I took the last 3 pills at 2 pm. The second most common fruit pectin used for this method is that of the Sure Jell brand (often referred to as Sure Gel). This worked for me, smoked 1-2 joints per day for years. Also, I peed in the cup near the end of my stream, not at the beginning when the levy broke. They only work for a few hours. Thanks for the info. Just make sure you use a quality brand (complete formula is important to not risk failing a lab). Hi Samantha, simply quitting cold turkey wont be enough to get clean most likely. So I decided that pot was my answer to sleep and getting me over the nicotine cravings, knowing that I had the Certo method in the back pocket for the THC part of the UA test. And its from your blood it eventually gets into your urine. Drank both of these over the course of 6am-7am hour. I had two twin buddies, they smoked every day and more than one joint each and every day. 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