In the "epilogue," Bugs is shown enjoying his vacation in Palm Springs (after the encounter with Hugo) and reading about Daffy's downfall ("Quackbusted", reports the newspaper Bugs is reading), and Porky and Sylvester are stranded in the Superstition Mountains, with Sylvester as cowardly as ever. Amuse your friends with a 200-volt electric hand buzzer. Setting himself up as a "Paranormalist at Large", Daffy persuades Bugs Bunny to appear in commercials (despite the rabbit's insistence of going to Palm Springs for his vacation), then hires Porky Pig (accompanied by Sylvester) as an underling; Cubish continues to make money vanish from inside the safe whenever Daffy seems to do or say something dishonest. WOO HOO! Get out of here. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. since I was born in a month with an R in it. Seems the local yokels have a problem with some giant. After Cubish's death soon afterward ("died laughing", reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, which is locked in a safe, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a beneficial public service and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. Then, I'll dump these losers. Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? HYMIE!! I'm afraid we'll just have to wake somebody up. What's left of it, anyway. Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). "One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to GEROOOOONIMOOOOOOOO!! Could you direct me to the nearest telephone? But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. Free shipping. Contents 1 Synopsis 2 Film segments in order 3 Censorship 4 See also Now I've got the drop on you with MY disintegrating pistol! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! This proves to be Daffy's undoing, however, as upon realization of what he said, Daffy discovers that the safe is now completely empty except for a few cobwebs and a sign from Cubish: "YOU LOSE, DUCK!" Daffy assigns Porky to investigate the resort town of Dry Gulch for any suspicious ghost activity. Cast Includes. Director: Greg Ford, Chuck Jones Cast: Mel Blanc, Mel Torm, Roy Firestone Additional Info Genre: Comedy, Family, Shorts, Horror Release Date: August 4, 2009 Languages: English Captions: English Audio Format: Stereo Screen Pass Eligible: Yes Resolution, color and audio quality may vary based on your device, browser and internet connection. By thirteen point strato-cumulus going four million light years and, "There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks aren't going to like it!" & Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Lego DC Super Hero Girls: Super-Villain High, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis, Scooby-Doo! I guess I'm not used to the brisk desert climate. Golly, what big mosquitoes they do have around here. Similar to The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, which was preceded with the Oscar-winning Knighty Knight Bugs (1958), Quackbusters is preceded with the exclusive short The Night of the Living Duck (1988). Also cut were some of the noose gags from the. See? After Cubish's death soon afterward ("died laughing", reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, which is locked in a safe, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a beneficial public service and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. Well, if I'm not going to star in this cartoon, we might as well start the movie. It's just a little teeny harmless spider, So I think we'd better just sign the register. The rub is that Cubish has demanded the person who receives his money use the funds for good. Sounds to me like another menial task. Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KWAK. Don't drive that wooden stake through my heart. 708090 (2015) Million Dollar Arm (2014) Million Dollar Baby (2004) The Million Dollar Duck (1971) One Million Years B.C. THRUST!" Yuck! So, Smog baby, leveled any major cities lately? In this ducklightful animated feature film, Daffy Duck opens up the ghostbusting Ghouls 'R' Us Agency. ", "H-Y-M-I-E! It's a dilly. A wide collection of trailers, shows, recordings, and other captures on VHS tape. You must be the head waiter. on the Internet. Unfortunately, when Daffy earns a dollar bill, it instantly vanishes. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes film, starring Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Tweety, Sylvester, and Porky Pig. But we had to get that serum through! Okay, it's all here. How things been with you?" How'd ya know I like lollipops? Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. First things first, buster. Anybody who'd be scared of a masquerade costume. Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! The story of the film serves as a continuation/re-working of Daffy Dilly. In this feature-length film combining footage from classic Warner Brothers cartoon shorts with newly animated bridging sequences, Daffy Duck, after having induced laughter in an ailing millionaire and forestalled the millionaire's death for a time (as chronicled in Daffy Dilly (1948), is the beneficiary for the deceased millionaire's assets. I could use some liquid refreshment. Hugo the Abominable Snowman : And I will give him security! Daffy Duck, paranormalist par excellence. Socit; Collections. I'll claim my deceased Uncle Robespierre Duck. ", "SO, A FINE KETTLE OF FISH! I can still get out of this. It is the final theatrical Looney Tunes production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the characters. The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Daffy_Duck&oldid=3172370, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, " because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! It was later released in the UK on July 5, 2021, with the same bonus shorts. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. When Cartoon Network aired this film, two scenes were censored: The scene at the beginning showing Daffy selling cars was edited to remove Daffy offering cases of Billy Beer with each purchase. I've heard of deflation, but this is preposterous. BLOW WHISTLES! Right this way. Well, how's about these simply adorable windup dolls. Episode Description: Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). Woo-hoo-hoo! Boy, they don't make places like this anymore. Massacre started yet? ", "Shoot me again! Amuse your boyfriend. But, you know, giant monsters aren't exactly my forte. under honest-to-goodness field conditions. Just slip into something out of this world. TURN! -, "Don't beat me massah! [1] The film was released to theaters by Warner Bros. on September 24, 1988. But I don't mind paying them. ", "I got him now, I got him now! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Daffy Duck Daffy Duck Mel Blanc is the voice of Daffy Duckin Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. We will always have Paris", "Well whataya know, she loves me! "Elderberry wine and old lace," you said. -, When Daffy Duck of warner Brothers engages in a musical piano duel with Donald Duck of Walt Disney:"This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment! The film was released to theaters by Warner Bros. on September 24, 1988. Daffy opens it as a super secret pest-control detective exterminator agency with all his Looney Toons pals, they must go on a spooky mysterious fantasy adventure for the supernatural to stop the monsters that haunt, attack and invade their home city neighbourhood of Toon-Town. and be showered with goodies by a grateful populace. The film opens with the 1988 shortThe Night of the Living Duck. with a little dishonesty in business affairs. After receiving a call from Transylvania, Daffy then calls up Bugs and assigns him to investigate. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters In this animated feature, wealthy J.P. Cubish has promised his fortune to anyone who can make him laugh. Then west in an arc-deviation to here. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Say, this stuff works great. The film was released to theaters by Warner Bros. Pictures on September 24, 1988. HE NEEDS PEACE AND QUIET! Daffy assigns Porky to investigate the resort town of Dry Gulch for any suspicious ghost activity. The film was released on DVD in the United States on August 4, 2009, by Warner Home Video. "Story continued in Hideous Tales, Issue Number 177. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters - Wikiquote Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Tell the community what's on your mind. I'M BEING MURDERED!!! That's just the advantage I need. Before impact, Daffy sadly tells the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go but up!". Perhaps you were wondering why I called you here today. But anyway you look at it, it's better he should suffer. Well, look, Con, about those telephones. Save me!" And I'll be real nice and kind and gentle to you. With a little cooperation, and the proper setting. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (VHS, 1988) Warner Bros Home Video Cassette 11807. Gosh, what a scaredy-cat. You and your one-track mind. Your rent's not paid You're in a mess . *WHACK*, "Hocus pocus. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck . This comic's a real page turner. After a shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time selling paranormal-themed trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer). Released on September 24 1988 . Poor me! A veritable paragon of wholesome family entertainment. Yeah, yeah. When the city is swept with reports of a tiny elephant, Daffy, presuming it mere hysteria, hopes to profit by soothing the public with his "expert" testimony. Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island is a UK VHS release by Warner Home Video on 10th September 1990. They supply the ghost, and I demand the money! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. Help! And I thought French was a romantic language. There goes your bunny rabbit. Some cartoons are abridged. . ", implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy. I've been getting lots of calls about suspicious-like activity. I guess the only way you'll be safe from the bogeyman. But you weren't smart enough, John, alias Johnnie. ", "When it di-th-inegrates, boy, it di-th-inegrates! And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. It's my hobby. Cubish! Be the first one to. But the most interesting ones are the monsters. Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive millionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog) - who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on - only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). [IN GERMAN ACCENT] So tell me, mein fraulein. YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League Attack of the Legion of Doom, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League Cosmic Clash, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League Gotham City Breakout, Scooby-Doo! Oh, what a cute little pink bunny rabbit. So, folks, call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig. Mr. Two other articles are used for that scene: one telling the story of a hospital patient asking the general public for help with a blood disorder known as "Acquired Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura" (aTTP), and the other a clipping of a story describing ongoing embezzlement investigations into then Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley. But honest and truly, the check's in the mail. CUBISH: You must use the money for good in the world. After the repo crew takes away his belongings, Daffy's building is condemned with him still in it. Daffy then calls up Bugs, who is leaving following his encounter withCount Blood Count, and together they go up againstHugo the Abominable Snowman, with Hugo repeatedly mistaking Daffy for a rabbit. ", "Don't shush me!! storyboard-to-screen-daffy-ducks-quackbusters-looney-tunes-critic-quickie, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Rio de Janeiro, tropical nights, romance. Yeah. In his early days he was a hyperactive, at times . who think they've seen a spook or something. Yup, the supernatural is a wide-open field. Contents 1 Storyline 2 Cartoons Featured in Order 3 Also See 4 Movie Trailer 5 Sound Effects Used 6 Image Gallery 7 Audio Samples Storyline Following the events of J.P. Qubish's passing, Daffy inherts his fortune and uses it to run a Paranormalist Business. ", "Idios, Muchaca! Don't whip dis poor ol' body! Wanting a quick and easy way to . Submit your writing. Nice, fat little butterball. Released on September 24 1988. Now all I need is some underlings to boss around. In my business, you meet so many interesting people. 0 erabiltzaile guztira eta 1 Bisitari erabiltzaile gai hau ikusten ari dira. Well, it isn't quite that kind of trouble. I'll try something a little closer to home. ", "Going down! Community service, eh? Tons of ice! I didn't mean to startle you. the latest news on the health of tycoon multimillionaire, is in a critical condition. Although it's been eerily similar. A razzamatazz and ALACAZAM!! Massacre started yet? IT'S POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUS!" such as our generous employee insurance policies. Animation and it aired on ABC from October 28th, 1989 until June 18th, 1994. Unlike previous compilation films, Quackbusters uses pre-existing music from older Looney Tunes shorts composed by Carl Stalling, Milt Franklyn and William Lava. It is also available on iTunes. This film is inspired by Ghostbusters. So that's the way he wants to play? "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 2", "Wow! A schizophre--? I have some pap--, than having a bunch of unwelcome ghosts and ghouls. Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! H-Y-M-I-E! Well, actually, I was just in the neighborhood, and I--. We'll straighten the whole thing out in the morning. "Powerhouse", "The happy farmer" by Raymond Scott. The film ends with Daffy angrily shaking his fist at the sky and screaming "Cubish! Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish'sjester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. What's going on around here? However, when Daffy earns a dollar bill, it instantly vanishes. Uh, Nosey says: "Do my nostrils detect the overpowering stench. 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