Comedic Female Monologues From Published Plays Putlocker Author: sportstown.sites.post-gazette.com-2023-02-28T00:00:00+00:01 Subject: Comedic Female Monologues From Published Plays Putlocker Keywords: comedic, female, monologues, from, published, plays, putlocker Created Date: 2/28/2023 11:38:30 PM Fairies and. And then you burned my ignorance away. But, dont you see, its for her sake. I dont know what we were going to do: put a leash round its neck, give it a name? Child Soldier 4. 17 Kickass Monologues for Teenage Girls MY SIDE OF THINGS Clara tries to find clarity with the arguing in her family with her sister. A monologue from the play by Alice Gerstenberg, Agnes, you have kept your health living on your estate in Long Island, but you have watched the inevitable drying up of flowers and leaves in autumn. I can see now Not having children makes less work. It was in your hands, to do what you liked with. 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Altagracia is a woman whose face is noticeably deformed and whose spirit is noticeably amazing. Im telling my womens group everything. See, how nuts is that? She became like a woman possessed. Looking out the window you see a million stars. . But perhaps one day, when all this is dead and done with, you and I might meet and be friends. All Monologues; Popular Types: Popular: Women; Men; Teens; Kids; Comedic; Contemporary; Shakespeare; Explore Great Dramatic Monologues for Women. The cup was passed around for all of us to drink. But you dont have to be very smart to know what his trouble is. Shell sit there watching Jeopardy and bad-mouth my dad. Dramatic Monologues for Women Dramatic monologues for women from published plays for auditions and acting practice. (children shriek downstairs) Hear them? 1-minute monologues for women from published plays for auditions and acting practice. Its my name. 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A girl did not make that decision. where she struggles to navigate the battlefield of an inner-city high school while keeping her past a secret and striving for an education. A collection of the all-time best monologues for females from published plays: A Midsummer's Night Dream by William Shakespeare. I have this thing about not seeing people in the flesh. "Curse of the Starving Class" by Sam Shepard - Emma "Shepard's dexterity with language and character arcs make each moment of this. (Beat). my centuryits when Im going to love most of my life . Free Monologues for Auditions: Men, Women, and Kids Too. Pues, tell me something else . And that is my story! Here she is talking to a detective about the crime. Satin trunks tied in the front. As big as the mountains. I only know the killer was black. Esther was the bossy one. In the worst of all possible ways. And I get to try it on and even make suggestions sometimes when shes in a good mood. And Rachel was very, very quiet. I was obviously not faking it and yet no one could find the reason for the pain. I boost Johnny to the window. Are they any worse than his sons? I sit there and look at the website and imagine. Thread flying through the air. I cant believe were actually going! Weve got a twelve-room house without a stick of furniture. Cuthart didnt even give her any water. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! Jump To: I Was Slipping Away Thou Knowest the Mask of Night No, Mom, Please! . She was wearing a long burgundy velour three-quarter sleeve zip bathrobe with a thick vertical white stripe down the center, surrounding the zipper. I know how to open champagne with a sword. Youll have to actually remind yourself Im gone. There. . Thats the way it should be. Making them less mean and more clean! Featured Scripts. I am giving you a gift, can you understand? "Fairy Godmother" monologue for girl - solo female script adapted from the play "Beauty IS a Beast" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1511495967 "Fanny" Comedy monologue - Female (1 minute) from a published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (PDF) ISBN-13: 978-1482739626 "Fear and Love" by Shiela Larson - monologue for male or female - romantic - dramatic from the play script "When Mel Fell . And then tisnt even cold or fresh. The pain where you want to give up, where you can think of nothing else. Shes still the foremost part of my life, and for that, shell forever hold power over me. Get the book. World peace, world peace. Maybe Im nave, but I refuse to accept the end of her. . You see, my dear, I was in love with you. Not only will it be good for your individual health, it will be good for the entire world! He was in the quicksands and clutching at mebut I wasnt holding him out, I was slipping in with him! Here she is talking to her sister, Nia, about why she and Johnny are, as they say, made for each other. Which is why this is so hard. A person needs shots and a state department visa just to get to you. Young women need the prom. Yet all thats left of them is bones in amber. Once the owner of a successful P.R. Then its over. They hook me up to a machine and take turns running electrical currents through my stumps. It wasnt love, I know that(pause) He never even noticed me. A monologue from the play by Winsome Pinnock. (Pause.) Gone. Black Friday! Im scared. (laughs) smell like them. Everyone wants world peace. Poetic Licence 13. Natalie (Carrie-Ann Moss) abuses and manipulates the disabled Leonard (Guy Pearce . Like it was all some elaborate scheme I thought up. A monologue from the screenplay/tv-show by Ryan Murphy. You understand? I wish I had come over to see Minnie Foster sometimes. And in the middle of this burning I am supposed to envision my life, Mary. Enigma (dramatic) 6. Are the pants crisply folded, the shirts carefully hung, the socks darned? I would not be thy executioner:I fly thee, for I would not injure thee.Thou tellst me there is murder in mine eye:Tis pretty, sure, and very probable,That eyes, that are the frailst and softest things,Who shut their coward gates on atomies,Should be calld tyrants, butchers, murderers!Now I do frown on thee with all my heart;And if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee:Now counterfeit to swoon; why now fall down;Or if thou canst not, O, for shame, for shame,Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers!Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee:Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remainsSome scar of it; lean but upon a rush,The cicatrice and capable impressureThy palm some moment keeps; but now mine eyes,Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not,Nor, I am sure, there is no force in eyesThat can do hurt. There I was outside the gymnasium door, and on the other side, everyone who had ever made my life hell for the past twelve years. No life. Now they keep asking why I dont visit more often. Como estas? I didnt want to love you. Why, he would never forgive me! Well, I want you to know. That almost happened to me once, Mary. . I learned to fight and I forgot to feel. Am I bothering you? A monologue from the play by Victor Bravo. All at once and much, much too completely. It was the first time Id got one over on them. I dunno what it is, but its a lonesome place and always was. Black kids dont go into the cafeteria and shoot up everybody or stalk teachers and shoot them. Madame Le Bargys son, Maurice has died. But it never worked. These 94 gender-specific monologues are all original, recently produced works not found in other published versions. Ah, you say that isnt true. Thats what I came up here for and thats what you were expecting. The psychoanalysts. You were only a few months old. I would turn my bedroom into an ICU, and make my little brothers pretend to be trauma victims. Tomas? I didnt rape him. I had no intention of going, but my mother found out the theme was Mardi Gras and that everyone had to wear a mask. The wife is always so ready to believe it. The scar is all I have left of you. What are the chances of that really? They came en masse, dressed in their Alexanders best. If you're in your 40's, don't choose a monologue for a young ingenue. Time to let the healing begin. Noit happened to me. And really, if they knew what is good for them, theyd all step down and let some ladies step up right away. You hear your man breathe. Youre going to come real soon, mijo. Deluded. THE MOONLIGHT ROOM 8. One more look. She tells the team her story before court. It was like our place to get reacquainted, have a mother daughterShe would tell me all about the orangutans and then shed go develop her pictures. I was there when Maurice was born. Its like theres a fire burning in the center of my head, Mary, and the pipe is the water that will put it out. Am I terrible? No, boys have been putting other boys in charge for a long time now. You neednt try to deceive me. Breathing each others breath. You must see that strike had to happen, and that something has got to change. CIGARETTES AND CHOCOLATE (dramatic) 10. RAGE AMONGST YOURSELVES 14. ), A monologue from the play by Amy Beth Arkawy. (Pause. You make jokes but it is not funny. . Im trying to move beyond it, sometimes I even think I have, but mostly Im not a very good human being. She waxes dramatic about how her state of mental happiness or sadness . Floor me! And Guy, you are such a good decent man. And she doesnt want to wash her hair. I was broke, for years. Look, you are here how long? I would know what went with what, and everything I tried on would fit. Why shouldnt he talk to himself? You know what, youre right. And we were all shocked because Nancy was like a puppy all of a sudden, not that bony heap on the floor. Willy Loman never made a lot of money. And you punish yourself, tell yourself its your fault you cant find a good one, youve only deluded yourself into thinking theyre better than they are. Oh, I suppose I am sick. Unusual Acts Of Devotion 8. I feel kind of sorry for all those people who believe the worlds going to end cause when it dont, I guess theyre going to be terribly disappointed and feel downright foolish. lets just say their enthusiasm overwhelmed me. You must. Tess is at a group therapy meeting, struggling to find a place where she belongs. Nobody could live here and not realize what an amazing, wonderful place it is. You really should be in therapy, you know. Marriage is a death to me. Then we wouldnt be here. It would be the end of us. No, mijo . You have never been utterly dependent on another person for happiness. Out them. Why? I still have it because I will have it, because I will not let it go,but I have to strive harder for it every year. I loved life. Hear them screaming? Thats their line of crap. He used to be able to make six, seven calls a day in Boston. It became the mystery of our street. More, even. I stood at a distance, halfway down the block. And that robe disappeared. My names not Violet. In the end we come together. Credit Could great men thunderAs Jove himself does, Jove would neer be quiet,For every pelting, petty officerWould use his heaven for thunder;Nothing but thunder! When we found nothing, centuries of fascination with the Red Planet simply vanished. It was true for years. Go on. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Our Town, and A Streetcar Named Desire all contain some of the best female monologues ever. I sensed what was going on between you. Michelle is in a hospital gown, her hands are wrapped. All the time. If you cant taste it, touch it or smell it, forget it! You cant do that, can you? Lets just forget it. In Shakespeare's A Midsummer's Night Dream , Helena expresses her views on humanity and their condition of either happiness and/or sadness. After a week with me, you will want to marry me. Single Black Female 9. You probably want me to get serious about our divorce. firm, she lost everything when her husband absconded with all her money. I get the sheerest pleasure simply from its presence. When one has been a leader, one can not let younger women usurp ones position. You get so used to someone being there, it takes your body a long time to adjust. (Pause. I have that now. A few times a week, you know, they come in here and prod me. Nannete, a servant/nurse of the household who has always loved Maurice, meets Diana. I teach children piano and drama every day and often see her face in one of their faces, or hear her voice in one of their voices. I read labels on everything and then when it really counted, I just didnt. And all of a sudden Nancy stood up, like it was a new day, and she started running around the kitchen like she wasnt half-dead, barking and clicking her nails against the floor tiles. They include a couple hidden theater gems as well asseveral famous female monologues, good for either Broadway or the local playhouse. The strikers Ive met have as much of a stake in Lawrence as the mill officials and politicians do. Thats how it is with me: personal, visceral, irrational. But Sapolksys monkeys dont, no theyre thriving like no other troupe. August 16, 2022 August 16, 2022 MB Team . Or everyone pretends to want world peace. So I can remember it. And new-ironed dresses and hot baths? I know how pathetic that all sounds now, but it was innocent enough Then real life takes over because it always does and then things work out different then youd planned. Go for my body! (Peg moves toward Nia.). Here, she starts out talking to Guy, an addict in the group, but expands her confessional to include everyone, finishing up with Guy, who might be the only person who can redeem her. Maybe because its down in a hollow and you dont see the road. . And you! And everything would have been different. I dont expect you to understand, and Im not going to try to excuse myself in any way. . Were incompatible. Me puedes oir, mijo? We all do. To this day that bathrobe is the only piece of clothing I can actually see in my mind. Every day, all day. Its always been my name. My name has never been Violet. Si? I had to become sharp and bitter because sweetness and softness get crushed under in the battle to live. Skinny old thing Mr. Cuthart kept tied up in the front lawn all day? His knife was in my back as we carried our guns out into the bush. Yes, its too bad because you cant wring their necks if theyve got no necks to wring! 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