You will not believe the conversation I just witnessed, he said, finally allowing his mirth at Potters audacity to show. I win. He grinned and hopped off the duelling platform. Wide, green eyes rested on the small television his uncle and cousin were glued to, the picture of the gaunt man hauntingly familiar. Lees tarantula is venomous, and I havent heard a word of complaint against it. Good Malfoy Family (Harry Potter) Harry Potter is not what we expect. that rhymed :D), by the way THIS IS NOT ABANDONED I PROMISE. When Draco and Harry returns, not everything is as it seems, especially when someone has been targeting the two. Dumbledore fell silent and frowned at him. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily Potter turns out to be a much better influence. Good boy.. He will live this life at its fullest. Time Travel - Recueil de textes connects. carrier's?) Thread recommendations using linksub(thread_id)! A large snake? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. But what happens when they take him to the Goblins to be healed? Harry was just going to cut his hair before going back to Hogwarts. Lilys clothing, from her entire life growing up, but it was free and technically her freaky nephews anyway Harry barely makes it out of Privet Drive alive after his disastrous 4th year. Everyone have changed ever since the War. He didn't want to be down here at all, but if it worked out, it would be worth it. But when Malfoy turned to face him, he could see tears glistening in those normally cold grey eyes. 2)A lot of people probably think that it's boring to read about Quidditch matches, so they don't write Quidditch scenes at all. Malfoy smirked. LF Fics where Harry's been hiding his intelligence. Not that Harry will ever notice, given he's trying to simply survive at Hogwarts. Now that Ginny has had months to watch them interact, there is no doubt left in her mind; there has always been more to Harry and Draco's mutual obsession with each other than a simple teenage rivalry. Draco never sleeps with anyone on the first date. This is crack story with some plot where Harry is actually intelligent and sassy and spends his life trying to make Snape laugh and/or have an aneurysm. And do reread tags in case of any updated warnings for chapters. Thank you Malfoy. I have a vague direction, but I'm pretty much making this up as I go. And impressive skills subduing the snake. Harry got his memory wiped, and sent to live with his awful muggle relatives, unaware of his magical origins. Tags will update as Story progresses. Harry rather felt that it was because the man was jealous that he couldnt call Dumbledore out on his bullshit, being employed by him and all. The real Harry, the one who discovers that his name is actually Mirus and was adopted in place of a stillborn Henry Potter, intends to take his revenge. Okay. But Draco is planning more than schoolyard pranks this time. This is everything you want. Careful Planetos the Renaissance is here. Since Christmas of his first year Harry has been receiving gifts from an anonymous person four times a year. Dudley got plenty to eat; Harry barely got anything to eat. Please consider turning it on! --- TRIGGER WARNING ---Self-harm, underage smoking, suicidal ideation/tendencies, eating disorders, bullying, discrimination, sexual assault/rape, and panic attacks. The one scene I can remember is when Harry has to talk to or deliver something to Snape, and as hes leaving the classroom he absentmindedly stops another student from adding something to his potion (because it would explode). And why didnt you tell us you could speak parselmouth? Ron said. What if it was not Voldemort that killed James and Lily, but Fenrir Greyback? New Names By: Kittywizard. Stop, Harry commanded, deciding to see if he could give Snape an aneurysm. London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down London bridge is falling down, my fair lady. dumbledorebashing harrypotter weasleybashing ronbashing darkharry hermionebashing dracomalfoy drarry tomriddle mollybashing ginnybashing siriusblack hogwarts grangerbashing tomarry goodtom femharry . Harry Potter Fanfiction. In fact, he just wants to hide away from the world and pretend he doesn't exist. Harry was later summoned to the Headmasters office, whereupon he was faced with McGonagall, Snape and Dumbledore. Hed hidden his entire personality, made himself to be the image of a perfect Gryffindor. That is until Tom Riddle started paying attention. It doesn't matter because you're gonna get on with your life and you'll never have to see me again and you can go and have forty fucking ginger babies and maybe one day years from now I'll have finally gotten over you and we forget this ever happened. Hed misjudged the boy greatly. Harry had been in shock, but her smile caused something in him to snap. The Dursleys only beat Harry more for being smart; he quickly learned how to hide his intelligence behind a clueless faade. That suggests the boy is more independent than we previously thought. Being a Slytherin is one thing. The chosen one begins to worry there is nothing left to save him. . Apparently, his father is alive and maybe not his dad since he was the one who gave birth to him, and can't forget that he's actually an Asgardian god. Be that as it may, your snake is an Eastern Brown Snake, one of the most venomous in the world, and potentially a danger to students., Ding, Harry said again, once more shocking the adults judging by their shocked expressions (gasp!). Harry Potter was really the last person he would expect to be a vampire, let alone an Omega. A Muggleborn another. I suppose you have a point. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Harry Takes No Shit and Looks Pretty While Doing It. The real Harry, the one who discovers that his name is actually Mirus and was adopted in place of a stillborn Henry Potter, intends to take his revenge. Draco has to learn how to flirt. voldemort. To spare innocent lifes from his timeline. Down The Rabbit Hole Features: a Harry Potter making a ridiculous amount of terrible decisions; an exhausted Remus Lupin that did NOT sign up for this but by god will he be there for Harry anyways; a Severus Snape who didn't actually think this year could be worse then last year and is proven wrong in a big way; Dumbledore being awful; and Harry's snake Merlin, who just wants to play quidditch ONE TIME. Follow Harry as he realized some secrets and betrayal of his close friends and Headmaster as he receives a letter from Gringotts and he learns the truth and sets a new path, I don't own jk Rowling's this all fanfiction only and their will cussing and possible death and sex scenes if anyone under the age 16 please do not read you have been warned. Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (478), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan (9), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (8), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) (7), Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort (103), Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley (61), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence (251), Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Gryffindor & Slytherin Inter-House Friendships, series rewrite but a lot of the plot beats are the same just with a twist, well technically a lot of them aren't cis but it doesn't come up in book 2 except for theo, Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter/Tony Stark, Harry Potter/Original Female Character(s), Harry Black-Potter and the Philosophers Stone, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Harry Potter, Padma Patil & Parvati Patil & Harry Potter, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Raise Harry Potter, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter is Heir to Multiple Noble Houses, The Noble and Most Ancient House of Potter, No Romance in the Main Cast until later in the series, Harry Black-Potter changes the Wizarding World, Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Eventual Sebastian Michaelis/Ciel Phantomhive, Pre-Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Ciel Phantomhive is reincarnated as Harry Potter, Alois Trancy is reincarnated as Draco Malfoy, Sieglinde Sullivan is reincarnated as Hermione Granger, Susan Bones/Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Charlie Weasley/Original Female Character(s), Luna Lovegood/Original Female Character(s), original trelawney character(s) (Harry Potter), Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Severus Snape, Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape Friendship, Narcissa Black Malfoy/Original Male Character(s), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Rodolphus Lestrange, Barty Crouch Jr./Original Male Character(s), Rabastan Lestrange/Original Female Character(s), Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Ministry of Magic Employees (Harry Potter), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Daenerys Targaryen (Daughter of Aegon IV), Original Maester Characters (A Song of Ice and Fire), Game of Thrones (Harry is gona smash them), Great Empire of the Dawn (A Song of Ice and Fire), Original Werewolf Character(s) - Freeform, reading this is basically emotional self harm, It's the full moon when I want it to be the full moon dammit, The Muggleborn Slytherin: The Beginning of the Adventure, Original Muggle-born Characters (Harry Potter), Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, This fic has gotten much longer than planned, But it's now about to become the longest thing I've ever written. Harry Potter is not what we expect. Hannibal gets a baby boy. London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down London bridge is falling down, my fair lady. carrier's?) Quin yelled, yet I was too far to hear my twin. Of course not, but there's a reason he got in Slytherin. And you never told us that you spoke idiot, yet you manage to prove it every time you open your mouth., As if to prove him right, Ron frowned, and then gaped as he figured out the insult. 14 Ron Stops the Troll (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone). Don't doubt the writer, she always follows through! However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there. Lily Evans and Mary Macdonald got married. It spans over the years between the time Maglor adopts Harri to the time she gets her Hogwarts letter. Like magic, a trunk full of clothing was delivered! How could you disarm and insult a teacher?. Features: a Harry Potter making a ridiculous amount of terrible decisions; an exhausted Remus Lupin that did NOT sign up for this but by god will he be there for Harry anyways; a Severus Snape who didn't actually think this year could be worse then last year and is proven wrong in a big way; Dumbledore being awful; and Harry's snake Merlin, who just wants to play quidditch ONE TIME. Harry Potter killed the Dursleys in a violent bout of accidental magic. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. Albus did a one eighty when he realised that it was an argument he wasnt going to win. Very well. He came to the conclusion that the potion was out. The #majorcharacterdeath is the natural, old age death of the two main characters. Hed seen Potter roll his eyes the moment hed given up. Please consider turning it on! A series of one-shots where Harry has fun with the ladies of the wizarding world in a variety of activities. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Being a parselmouth?. Please consider turning it on! 12. What happens when his closest brush to death sparks the arrival of a forgotten connection to his parents? His name comes out of the Goblet anyway, but when going to Durmstrang, he 'got lost' in the floo. Harry learns that everything he knows is a li. Snape rolled his eyes and Harry cheered silently in victory. Ah yes, very good, Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye. He spends the journey talking and snuggling with his adoptive brother. "I thought an indirect attack on your life via hexing your broom wouldn't endanger me with a possible dangerous reversal of the spell" is another bit of information that I don't think will ever get shared in-story, but is part of my personal headcanon for Voldemort's motivations in this fic series.". Aria Bourne is one of Hogwarts' newest students and doesn't intend to do anything more than to escape her family's poverty, even if the odds are stacked against her. Harry Potter has given up - on the war, the Light side and his will to live. That is until Tom Riddle started paying attention. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (Mentioned only) Harry Potter . Imperio, Malfoy murmured and Harrys eyes glazed over, a feeling of rightness descending over him, making him sway. Attack! it cried, and lunged toward him. An insane genocidal lunatic who taught Defence Against the Dark Arts. Amara Lily Potter-Black was always different. Its Harry Potter x Oc trelawney x luna lovegood they are a triad., NOT COMPLETE IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT MORE CHAPTER I REPEAT NOT FINISHEDForgive my writing I am American - meaning we suck at everything. End of Term With their parteners, they decided to raise a children together. Harry Potter never thought his life would turn out like this. His frantic (and grim) thoughts come to a halt as he hears more movement, as he sees A pair of bright green eyes peeking out behind a tree. Revised and updated February 2023. harry/tom. Vernon muted harry so he wouldn't have to hear the screams. And how is he going to survive the likes of Ronald Weasley? Thats my bullshit detector. Severus laughed and Lucius snorted. Chapter Text. On May 2, 1998, he would officially vanquish Lord Voldemort. I will train you now." Crossposted to AO3 and FF.net. Theoretically. And it took me all of that to realise that I have no fucking idea how to like someone. In the twelve years after the war, Harry attends sixteen weddings. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, "Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure", https://archiveofourown.org/series/346100, http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=7724057&source=ff&filetype=epub, http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=7724057&source=ff&filetype=mobi, https://github.com/tusing/reddit-ffn-bot/wiki/Usage, https://github.com/tusing/reddit-ffn-bot/wiki/Changelog, https://github.com/tusing/reddit-ffn-bot/issues/, https://github.com/tusing/reddit-ffn-bot/, https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=tusing. Harry entered the room, after leaving Hermione behind at the potion trial. Harry stepped forward confidently and walked up to the podium, ignoring Draco's 'you didn't tell me you were the Harry Potter!' Harry sat on the stool and let the hat be put on his head, feeling nervous. A lot of people probably don't like Quidditch and think the rules make no sense, so they have Harry not like Quidditch either. 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