And so shes supposed to be the stitch face killer tonight. He said it because theres just three of them. Erick: seen for sure. Yeah. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Especially today when uh, Eric replied in his, just the discord of like, and we have thoughts and I was like, oh no, Erick: I thought that might scare you out. Erick: other side where shes like, no, no, no, you werent, you didnt want to out, but Im going to give him. Like all the bells and whistles lets do it. I would also leave though, because Quinn uses two peoples heads is like pom-poms and like runs around and dances with them. Yeah. Hed probably be like I dont know that youre busy over there cutting heads off, but uh, where are my treats? Dora. And I started a new one called Torah. Erick: No, she literally walked away after kissing me and went and grabbed her keys. And that her makeup, looks terrible Bradford and Walter already have victim strapped down as they get to work. Like, cause hes just been more of a working actor or like in movies and shows, I should say that um, did you have to make out with women? Joe: I uh, I hate that. All right. Its like, oh, thats gross. And Ive last several years started including this anyway. You dont have a Wikipedia. Just serious face from door. Like as a, just the, why love when movies do the, like the type roll up like that, like kind of like the type of, heres kind of like the conjuring, but its that like that heavy bass song pops, so that works there, but yeah, theres, theres some odd choices here. They should have put. Joe: Yeah. Joe: Yeah. And then that, that end scene refresh my memory happens in the tunnel. The Dentist (1996) WTF Really Happened to This Horror Movie? Baseball started. Erick: This place. Im like, I have a fun fact cause like I listened to the thing. They have a great Halloween episodes too. Erick: one where you done, he totally won. And that he has plenty of Mexican friends and a couple of black friends too. Last time it passed through the area two girls were found dead, and he doesnt think it was a coincidence. Morgan explains what is happening inside the park. I like these characters, like theyre crazy. I dont like how the music kind of like takes you out of each moment though. THE FUNHOUSE scores some points for realism, or at least believability. Yeah, no, Ive been meaning to dive into that. Erick: Dont make it to see Kate die and runs up pissed. [2], Noel Nurray writing for the Los Angeles Times said the film "sports inventive gore effects and character design" but "nothing all that shocking or scary happens, as the minimal story quickly devolves into one methodical murder after another their effect blunted by the jokey tone. yeah, Lets keep it that way. So lets get into fun facts, Joe, you had a ton of knowledge on this movies. Ill text you the photo. Erick: So my, Yeah. Joe: Yeah. Vivi: Its it reminds me of a, and I havent seen these movies, so I may be wrong. Hes like one patient at a time. And they did the whole set on that plot. They didnt realize it when they hired him. Bell) and baby doll psycho Dollface (Candice De Visser). And thats how it stabbed because the way his neck explodes, Joe: I think they said it was supposed to be like a slower one. And would, Joe: Christina and Jason. I have to share that video. unfortunately Ive had that con like years ago with my dad. She walks off happily and the credits continue. And she asks if she can record their walkthrough, but Cain is definitely like a shady character. The interactions between these three are frequently hilarious. So when we were around high school error probably around they did all of those cursed films, at least exercise pulled their guys. Like, this is probably more scary than. She goes around the back of his chair and puts the wire, run his neck, suddenly pulling back and ripping at Kings neck. Erick: The group of friends, walk through amaze and see the clown missing his face. I dont think this career still matters. Like its a movie where like, if you guys were over or whatever, were hanging out and be like, oh, this is a good one to put on with, put it on the background, hang out, have. The Funhouse Massacre Robert Englund (Actor), Jere Burns (Actor), Andy Palmer (Director) Rated: NR Format: DVD 292 ratings IMDb 5.2/10.0 -51% $741 List Price: $14.98 Prime Video $2.99 Blu-ray $21.73 DVD $7.41 Additional DVD options Edition Discs Price New from Used from DVD June 7, 2016 1 $7.41 $7.41 $4.05 Watch Instantly with Rent Buy Vivi: Thats very Geralds game. And then this is the part where I was saying That Gerardo was just like, fuck motherfucker, son of a bitch. With Robert Englund in the opening scene and the whole thing looking the part my hopes were fairly high within the first few minutes and I have to say they were met. Just tell it like it is and was. Like its becoming that rotation of like, you know, the, like the October time of like, okay, lets put Halloween on, lets put trick or treat on. And that was like, okay. For a movie that came out during the 1981 slasher boom, THE FUNHOUSE is quite restrained. Five of the country's most vicious and sadistic serial killers are busted out of the Statesville Mental Hospital when the daughter of one of them (Candice De Visser) breaks them all out. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 has an opening kill sequence, and it's a doozy with no sense of real world logic to it. He was called Jack Brooks and reminded me of this movie where like he owned what he was in. There is another commentary track, done via picture-in-picture video that brings back Palmer to join co-writers/actors Dorian and Begley. And then I recently got I was at Goodwill and I found this perfect eight inch monitor. He uh, the body bags are all, theres a ton of body bags lined up and it just kinda like theres one extra large one in the bed. I didnt even know she was dead. It had been cool if Christina like stayed till the end and was like the one just murdering everybody. A time where all that mattered were buckets of blood and cheesy one-liners. Home Horror News Face-Off: The Funhouse vs. And it takes a head count of which killers are left. For a town that also like is hosting a fun house that like that size, like, that has to have more than as a full police department. Drayton is the brother who chews out his siblings and bosses them around, while Chop-Top is the teasing clown of the family who amuses himself while embarrassing and frustrating the others. Joe: Yeah. That would be a real life. Kate yells at Doyle and Morgan tells him its dangerous in the fun house, but he didnt realize it was more dangerous out here. Erick: she shoots him in the head and its like super dramatic. Erick: Yeah. Erick: Yeah. Erick: yeah, right. Watch The Funhouse Massacre: A Serious Job, Watch The Funhouse Massacre: No Talking In Class, Watch The Funhouse Massacre: Cast Better Actors. Its chaotic. I was, this guy looks too familiar. I didnt like it that much. R.I.P. She stands up and says, it must be horrible. Vivi: would, this is what happens when you mind your own business, you, Joe: my phone, blah, blah blah today, maybe a couple of tick talks flop around just, you. than a Halloween movie. Thats creepy and listen, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch it on The Roku Channel, Tubi - Free Movies & TV, Peacock TV, Freevee, Plex - Free Movies & TV, The Roku Channel, The Roku Channel, Vudu, Prime Video or Apple TV on your Roku device. So this is just like that. Like the show? Funhouse is opening tonight and has caused some controversy. When the local asylum proves unable to contain its whacked-out inhabitants, a sextet of them escapes and heads to a Halloween funhouse. The lossless 5.1 stereo track is skillfully mixed and boasts some periodic surround-speaker effects that hit the target nicely. One, two. Just to just fake it. She reacts quickly and kicks him in the balls. And to me that always like comes off on this movie. And hes like, are you dead? Erick: movie twice, I wasnt bored the second time. Erick: Yeah. Erick: yeah. Rocco suddenly reappears and kills Morgan. She is. Is it good? And I rewatched them. She was like, Im waiting to have sex again. Vivi: Gerardo and the dude on the phone, but as characters still the show scared too. Erick: I couldnt decide if I loved or hated what they were doing with this character, but I did end up really liking him. They enter a room that they call supermax. And then he dies. The Funhouse Massacre is a 2015 American slasher film starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and Clint Howard . And you know, and its in that like, list its like this and say tonic, panic. and the prosthetic just kind of like. As males continue saying that the crowd is full of sick individuals, the crowd cheers. Ill take a shot. Joe: gag. I think Morgan, even its like, why is this on, why does it work, Morgan and Gerardo scream, but then celebrate as they pull Jeffreys face off the stove, theyre disgusted and freak out. that like, these are all the killers and this is what theyre doing and then we get the exposition. and its kind of cool to like have the music on and were like just sitting there like drinking our wine and were like, Hmm, I really feel the fire when. Joe: Yeah. Joe: Shooting at a civilian murder of your police officer and a dozen murders around you to mature you. Oh, so show, I meant like about him. What do we got? While manual says all they wanted was their art to be seen by the world, but they were shunned and now they want to profit off of what they fear the actor who was supposed to play Quinn, walks in on her. Madame Zena - Electrocuted against some animatronics by Gunther. Kate? Like it matters. Joe: Its funny too. Yeah. Everyone meets back up with them. I actually, I had a chance to be an actor at fright Fest at six flags, but like, even just the application process was an experience because Ive never had to act. Dollface later escapes the ambulance after leaving it disabled along the side of the road. But they have to ride in the back because he has to keep the inside clean for Rosalina with a starry-eyed look on his face. Amateurish direction and generic characterization make a light premise serial killers slaughter a rural carnivals haunted-house patrons while pretending to be carnies feel like a slog. Drayton is just trying to run a catering service that happens to have human meat in its meals, and the burden of having to get fresh meat while dealing with his wild, dimwitted, maniacal younger brothers weighs heavily on his shoulders. HellHoleHorror. Filmed at Land of Illusion Haunted Scream Park outside Middletown, Ohio. The other friends realize what is actually happening at the funhouse after they find Christinas dead body. I skipped the second one entirely this whole third day jug happens because earlier theyre talking about sex so much because of Christina and Jason, that Laura is like, I dont really start talking about sex til the third date. And theyre just like, Yeah. If the guitar needle drops for him in there, it would make it a little less like, you know, we get the jokes. But I was engaged and on my seat in most parts of the film. There are hints of a funny and satisfyingly gory horror-comedy peppered throughout, like when fraidy-cat fry cook Gerardo (Erick Chavarria) frantically cranks his vans window to get a better look at a body slumped beneath his drivers-side door. The actors take a really long time to get killed. You would write your caption in the hashtags. Also: cover art and release details for Trailer Trauma 2: Drive-In Monsterama and Harrow County #12. Honestly, "The Funhouse Massacre" isn't quite enough of either. Erick: But now that youre done with the speed run, do you want to talk about what the internet says, movies about? Yeah. Was there a difference between like, well, we gotta make the Funhouse effects. But Bradford isnt impressed and starts choking him. Erick: Youre just on the discourse on my, how lame this place. Funk, jazz, rap, painting, literature, sci-fi, race, film, historythe extraordinary writer could explicate and elevate any subject under the sun. We get a waiting joke here. 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